daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

posted 2 days ago with 113,478 notes
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cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

Sansa Stark Appreciation Week - Day 2: Favourite traits

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posted 4 days ago with 279 notes
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#harry potter #hp

empresselisa:

Do you love A Game of Thrones and want to read YA with the whole royalty theme? Have you read one of these books and want to read something similar? Look no further, all of these books are great and feature a protagonist who is royal or hangs around royalty. Also all of these have a strong female lead which is the best.

posted 1 week ago with 184 notes
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wearyvoices:

If you have to ask, you’ll never know. If you know, you need only ask.

posted 1 week ago with 2,193 notes
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#Harry Potter #hp

dudeufugly:

Benedict Cumberbatch ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

Eulogy

miamiacoda:

DID SOMEONE SERIOUSLY SEND SOMETHING INTO A NEWSPAPER PRETENDING TO BE A MODERN PROFESSOR SNAPE OH MY GOD I’M LAUGHING SO MCUH

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

image

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posted 1 week ago with 254,778 notes
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dear cas